hi I'm Jocelyn and I'm tryna sit this aaaaaaaaasss on Richard Sherman
Randy Liedtke created this Bloody Mary that’s so awesomely over-the-top it clearly belongs in our Department of Outrageously Overindulgent Bloody Marys.
The cocktail is garnished with one footlong sub, four pieces of fried chicken, one entire pepperoni pizza, two double cheeseburgers, onion ring, french fries, garlic bread, pickles, olives, onions, one whole lemon, one whole lime, jalapeños, and last but not least, a second Bloody Mary.
Gold Marbled Cookies (by SweetAmbs)
I can’t even use a cookie cutter without fucking up what is this sorcery
its too pretty tbh i wouldnt even wanna eat it - its cute tho
AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR ALL THAT
"you want some of my trail mix?" you mean do i want some m&ms with obstacles.
At last, I’ve found true love
that’s disgusting what’s wrong with you
y’all need y’all ass beat for this
why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.
The comments alone…lmao
TThis is hilarious. It’s tea.
"Wait a minute. Luigi, dogs can’t talk!"
There are so many great things happening in this picture.
i’m just here for the shrimp
this is beautiful
→ Fried chicken
today was a crappy day for me trying to eat healthy. Basically it was raining and like the weather channel was just going crazy with the serve t-storm/flash flood warnings (I live in the inner city this never effects us) s I went to Burger King and I ate a honey bun and some toast. I have no idea if that’s too little calories or too much. because I have like no energy.
tomorrow will be better