if cis men could give birth I’d probably want like six kids
but since my black ass is going to be the one to carry the little son of bitch and the one to go on maternity leave and pop them out me and my husband our having a grand total of zero
today on my former high school is prying into my life even tho I graduated a year ago: Jocelyn faces the agony of having to explain to the alumni director her life decisions despite the fact I have zero obligations
I like tried to finger myself and I think I finally found my g spot. I usually just play with clit but like after I did that I looked for it (they say it’s the area that is rough compared to the rest of the vagina). I found it and I just thrusted my fingers and after like 10 minutes it felt a little good (like to the point I was very lightly moaning) but I couldn’t get off again. Maybe next time I’ll try before clitoral stimulation. But I’m fairly confident that’s the spot because when I have a spontaneous orgasm that’s like where I feel it. I’ll try later
so tell me why my bitch of a cousin (I mean she’s the biggest fucking bitch in the world) is so much of a bitch that she couldn’t get a date for prom. And I don’t mean like a guy like she didn’t even have friends to take her to the prom. She didn’t even have a friend. She had to go with her fucking brother smh
I had a nice day today with my seeing my cousin and her four kids (plus the the other five to six kids that usually hang around her house idk who they are tbh). They children are so cute they wanted to play pretend beautician/chef and then I led then in a few rounds of freeze tag and it was nice like being a camp counselor or something. Oh and that’s they little childhoods and they were all happy :)
Second autobiography by my favorite person of all time arrived today :)
shout out to thereisnosaintellen for the generous gif :)
goals accomplished over my summer vacation so far
I took bath and only shaved half my leg
at least I’ll do this semester/year. My whole motivation during high school was to get away from my dramatic/reactionary/judgmental family.
I was honor roll, NHS, model student during high school. I’ll be working so hard trying to get straight A’s this school year I’ll get a scholarship to Kent
my dad just threw a little bitch fit because I told him I’m not going back to OU
first of all I didn’t even like OU. not even a little bit. That school is shit. The environment was shit. The buildings were shit. The faculty was shit and overall except for some great parties it was a shit experience. Secondly I changed my major and there fashion merchandising. OU’s fashion program is non existence/terrible. Kent’s is literally one of the best programs in the world. WHY WOULD I STAY AT A PLACE I HATE WHEN I COULD GO TO A PLACE THAT IS 80x BETTER! I mean yeah I’m going to a community college for a semester but why should I (I as in me because paying for college is 100% on me) pay 10 grands in loans for general eds I’m not going to use when I could go to community for free and graduate with less than 20 grand in debt instead of 40 grand.
long story short this nigga can kiss my ass.
I’m femme but at the the same time I prefer to wear men’s watches, hats, and sunglass
my sister took my 30 dollar earphones and left me her cheap ass dollar store earphones
wait til she gets home
yeah I’m transferring to Kent I mean for one thing the 4th best fashion school in the world is at Kent so it’s idiotic for me to stay at OU with their crappy program. Two you can use their meal plan off campus and they have a Guy’s Pizza. I hate OU. I spent the entire year pretending I didn’t but I did. So yeah Kent State here I come
I’m pretty sure I’m just going to leave OU
leave that feels right
I’m either going to transfer to Kent right away or go to a community college